Assignment task:
TO: Staff
FROM: Dr. Otto Von Grishbach, Chief Engineer
RE: Our Product, "Razor Sharp Chain Saws"
Our "dumkoff" marketing people said we must put stupid, idiotic warning labels on our excellent chain saw. It is a thing of beauty and the labels would make it look ugly. Besides, what kind of "dunderhead" wouldn't know the power and cutting ability of our saw? Why do we have to warn them? What kind of stupid laws would make me put on these labels and why would they require such things? Please advice.