both are pretentious rewrites of common proverbs.
In order to facilitate the lack of professional contact with a trained medical physician, it would behoove the individual to consume no less than one proverbial Edenic fruit (excluding the stemic appendage and internal reproductive systems, as a matter of course) per terran revolution.
When one facilitates the process of the nocturnal regeneration in an apparatus designated for its use and/or function [in a timely manner], as well as the termination of said facilitative process [similarly in a timely manner,] the procedure creates for one a healthful biological effect, increased financial and fiscal ability, and a heightened perception of the self and surroundings as pertaining to culture, society, or self.